76 W Shore Dr

Summerland Key, FL 33042

Paradise awaits. Sit your a$$ down in an adirondack by your saltwater pool while jammin’ to the voice of a literal angel, Mr. Jimmy Buffett himself. If you don’t feel his presence while sippin’ a margarita on the upstairs screened in porch, well then you just need to deport yourself on down the deep water canal all the way to Cuba. Nut up or shut up for a life of rum, cigars & fishin’. Since you’ll have 3 bedrooms, this 1000+ square foot house will be packed like a can of sardines when all your buddies hear about what an oasis you snagged like a mullet with a trebble hook. Got a cousin named Eddie? Well you’re in luck because there’s a 30 amp RV hookup right downstairs next to covered parking that will fit boats, bikes, boards, & beer. Throw a few lawnchairs & a cooler full of Busch (light, of course) under the carport and have yourself a party. Out of Marlboros? No big deal. There’s a convenience store within stumbling distance. Don’t forget to pick up a scratch off ticket or two but it won’t matter if you win, because you will have already won when you buy this deal of a house! Make sure you call your rich friends & let them know they can land their plane right down the street. Or parachute in if you’re into that kinda stuff. Need a change of scenery? Hop on the bus with a former washed up Miss/Mister Fantasy Fest and Bob Marley’s third cousin & be in Key West with the rest of the normal Floridians in 30 minutes. These sellers are motivated as hell so get in while the gettins good. Don’t forget your fishin’ pole.